Malia was being super feisty playful this morning. She knew what she was doing! She looked at me with those big beautiful brown eyes, and batted her eyelashes all Betty Boop style, and I chased her into the bedroom. I got to the bedroom about 5 seconds after she did, and this is what I saw. (See picture attached to…
Malia: I love your Cheetos post. Great memories! This is my favorite Cheetos picture of us. Thinking about our Cheetos moments makes me want to have more Cheetos moments. MJ: Agreed Malia: Are you in the mood for some postnatal coitus? MJ: Huh? Malia: Sex baby! Sex! Postnatal coitus is a fancy medical term for having sex after giving birth.…
One of the first times Malia and I fooled around, I stopped what I was doing, looked up at her, and said- “Baby, your business smells like Cheetos”. She immediately said- “What? Get off me!”, and her legs closed up faster than fast. Then she stood up and backed away from the couch maybe 5 feet or so. She got…
Malia: Guess what I have my eye on in this picture baby? MJ: I don’t know, what? Malia: I have my eye on you! MJ: Aww! I love you baby. Malia: I have my eye on you for a reason. MJ: Oh yeah? What’s that? Malia: Well, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you will, is to…
To Malia May Johnson, Happy 8 Year Anniversary of the day we first “officially met”! Happy 4 Year Engagement Anniversary! Happy 3 Year Wedding Anniversary! Happy Monthaversary! I would be lost without you! I can’t live without you! I would die for you! All of my love, MJ P.S. I love you with every beat of my heart! The Center…
While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
To answer your question from this morning baby….. From the moment we met I felt a connection like I had never felt before. You made me feel nervous and yet completely at ease, at the same time. I have been lucky enough to get to meet and spend time with famous celebrities, musicians, professional athletes, world leaders and presidents, and…
Malia: Come home baby. I know it’s not our home home but this compound is our home until your project is finished. MJ: Wherever you and the kids are is home baby. Malia: I am dressed up in my Halloween costume. MJ: They have trick or treating at the compound? It’s kinda late for trick or treating now though isn’t…
A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
Malia: Uhm, excuse me Mr Johnson. Did you think I was done with you yet? Until there is a baby in my belly we’ve got work to do! Now bring your skinny white butt in here and get to work. MJ: Baby you are barely 5 foot 4 and probably don’t weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. How are you such…