MJ: You should have to register your butt as a deadly weapon. Malia: Ok. I will indulge you baby. Why should I have to register my butt as a deadly weapon? MJ: Because it is dangerous! Malia: How so? MJ: When your little niece came running around the corner, you spun your butt around, she ran into it, and the…
I was going to do a top 10 favorite foreplay posts, but then it turned into a top 15, which turned into a top 20, which would have turned into a top 25, or 30, or 35, etc., probably, if I had more time. I love my husband MJ, and I love making love to him. I get asked a…
MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: 🙂 Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…
I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth MJ: Baby, I am a Penis American. Malia: Baby, I am a Vagina American. A Booby American? What’s up Penis American? MJ: My penis. Malia: You are a Penis American and your penis is up? Thank you for letting me know. I can tell you got my letter in your office. …
MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…
Malia: Oh no! I am all alone in this big house all by myself. What am I going to do? MJ: Baby, I have to get this done. I promise as soon as I get this done I will be all over your ass. Malia: But I want you all over my ass now. Did I mention I am naked…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
Michael David Johnson, You are the most amazing man I have ever met! There is a reason our paths crossed, and I feel truly lucky to have you in my life. I love the way we can be together for 5 hours and it feels like only 5 minutes have gone by. The closeness I feel to you is stronger…
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…