Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This sounds like a boner emergency. I need to put all my hands on your dick immediately.” Malia May Johnson “I am uncomfortably big as a house pregnant, and I know God is a man,…
MJ: You want some of this Johnson? Malia: Nope! MJ: You don’t? 🙁 Malia: I don’t want some! I want all! MJ: My avatar wants to bang your avatar. Malia: My real me personatar wants to bang the real you personatar. Let’s get together and have some sex. MJ: I would like your assurance I will be safe before I…
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…
MJ: Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: Do you know what woke means baby? MJ: I think so. Let me try to use it in a sentence. Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: This is the definition of Woke- alert to injustice in society, especially racism. MJ: Exactly! Malia: How…
MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…
Malia: I just talked to Dr. Frincke. She told me your test results on all of the testing you did. She said your test results surprised her. MJ: Bad? I haven’t been following the diet should told me to follow. Malia: Yeah, she noticed that. Your cholesterol was high. She asked me to help with your diet because she said…
Vaginasphere and Supersizing Sex MJ: Are you busy babe? Malia: I just got off a video chat with my girls. MJ: How is the vaginasphere? Malia: A lot of drama. Apparently it’s hard to find a good man these days. MJ: I try. Malia: You are awesome baby! I don’t want to let another woman close enough to you to…
The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia A is for Ass B is for Butt C is for Cumming D is for Dirty E is for Ecstasy F is for Fucking G is for Groaning H is for Horny I is for Intimate J is for Juggs K is for Kissing L is for Licking M is for…
You May Now Make Love To The Bride! MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. Malia: Please don’t what? MJ: I can hear you singing the song by Adele “Never mind I’ll Find Someone Like You”. Malia: Aww! Are you feeling needy? MJ: More like wanty. Malia: This is what I can offer you. Sex…
MJ: Wow! You sent me an awesome naughty video! Malia: Yes I did! MJ: That was hot baby! What has got you all worked up? Malia: What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Your sexy blue eyes are what have me all worked up. MJ: You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…