Malia May Johnson Blurred Out License To Perv Post Photo
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License To Perv

Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you.  MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…

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Building Licker!

MJ: Building licker! Malia: What kind of nonsense are you talking about this morning Johnson? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Damn it Johnson! MJ: Building licker! Malia: Oh, I get it. You think you are safe because you are in your new MJIA office in our used to be garage office. Is that it? MJ: Building licker! Malia: Well, I have…

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Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson March 8th Historic Event We Met Love Note For Malia
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Bounce House of Love

MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on? Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!! MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they? Malia: No. I’m just practicing. MJ: Uh oh Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it.  MJ: I’m married to an addict. Malia: But not a bad kind. MJ: I promise I…

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Malia May Johnson The Turn Picture - SeaWorld in San Antonio Texas
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“The Turn”

MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…

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