MJ: MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT This MOTION TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT is brought by Michael Johnson, Husband, who shows in support: 1. Overwhelming cause exists to fuck your brains out! 2. I want to fuck your brains out! 3. I need to fuck your brains out! 4. I have to fuck your brains out! 5. I request…
Malia: I have 2 words for you….I’m horny! MJ: Message received Malia: And….. MJ: A solution is in the works Malia: I need an immediate solution! MJ: Immediate solution is in the works Malia: I need a more immediate solution! MJ: I’m working on the immediate solution while dealing with an international cyber threat. Malia: I hate international cyber threats!…
MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…
Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…
Malia: I made a list of things this guy has said to me. Read these comments and tell me what you think about a guy who would make comments like this…… “I enjoyed my workout. Now I’m going to enjoy working you out.” “You know I can’t live without you, but right now it’s more about what I want to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Haven’t you noticed? I have a little bit of a you fetish.” Malia May Johnson “Play with my ass now, work later.” Malia May Johnson “You got me feelin euphoric baby. Yeah, all kinds of…
Malia: My boss is so sexy! MJ: Your boss? Malia: Oh yeah! I just know he has a huge c@ck! Malia: I want him to blow my back out so freakin bad right now! MJ: Please be talking about me. Malia: I am! I’m a housewife so I’m teasing about you being my boss, and I’m sexing up on you!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The first time I saw your butt naked, I was butt struck for sure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I swear when you are horny and want a good pounding, you drive me fucking crazy…
MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…