Malia May Johnson Tail versus Whale Tail Comparison Collage
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Hunting Whale Tail

MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…

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Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Wearing Wetsuit at Dolphin Cay in The Bahamas
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WAP Alert

Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…

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Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Eating Steamy Pasta Dish Candid Picture
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MJ The Ridiculous

Malia: I made a list of things this guy has said to me. Read these comments and tell me what you think about a guy who would make comments like this…… “I enjoyed my workout. Now I’m going to enjoy working you out.” “You know I can’t live without you, but right now it’s more about what I want to…

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Malia May Johnson Tongue Out Sexy Picture Collage
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 21 by Michael โ€œMJ The Terribleโ€ Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Haven’t you noticed? I have a little bit of a you fetish.” Malia May Johnson “Play with my ass now, work later.” Malia May Johnson “You got me feelin euphoric baby. Yeah, all kinds of…

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Malia and MJ Cartoon Look of Love Collage Photo
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3857 Night Stand

MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…

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Emojination

Malia: I am ๐Ÿ’ฆ Malia: Your ๐ŸŒญ needs to be in my ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๏ธ right meeeooow! Malia: I want to ๐Ÿ‘… your ๐Ÿ“ Malia: ๐Ÿฆด me! Malia: 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ? Malia: Put your ๐Ÿ† in my ๐Ÿ‘! Malia: The original…. ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ Malia:  I love to put my ๐Ÿ’‹ on you! Malia: Then you have the simple yet effective ๐Ÿ˜œ? Malia: When she really…

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