Malia, I’m slippin! I meant to include the bedrooms for sure. I also forgot the hallways! I’m also fuckin you in the hallways! Love me some girl power! I have always supported women’s rights, but having daughters definitely made me more passionate about equal rights. As much as I support women’s rights, I do not support any guys ever touching…
Michael David Johnson, I love your naughty love for me! That said, you mentioned everywhere and every room, including f@ckin me in the ass, but you didn’t mention the bedrooms. If we are never having sex in the bedrooms, then I don’t want to move into that house. š I know you meant to mention the bedrooms, but you accidentally…
Dear Malia May Johnson, I am excited about moving into our new house, and I wanted to let you know the following. I’m fuckin you in the indoor pool! I’m fuckin you in the outdoor pool! I’m fuckin you in all the closets! I’m fuckin you in the see through room! I’m fuckin you in the gym! I’m fuckin you…
Malia: Morning sex for the win! MJ: I know, right. Malia: It has been awhile since we had the opportunity to have morning sex. MJ: I love waking up with the kids coming to wake us up or sleeping with us, but AM action is a hell of a way to start a day. Malia: You wrapped me up in…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ass Wednesday.” Malia May Johnson “Wanna come release some oxytocin with me?” Malia May Johnson “Having sex in every room in the house may take a while in that house. That is a big f-ing…
MJ: I am all bound up. MJ: I need your feminine essence Malia May Johnson! MJ: I need to release some oxytocin asap! MJ: I’m all fulled up. The want sex level has turned into the need level. MJ: The big book says “both the husband and wife have an obligation to minister to each other sexually.” MJ: That’s God…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I remember that. Those bend you over sexy heels were the Cum Hard edition. I think that’s what I called them.” Michael āMJ The Terribleā Johnson “Cute in the face, thick in the face, give…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make a baby. Make a baby. Make a baby!” Malia May Johnson “The word of the day……undulation!” Malia May Johnson “I can still taste you.” Malia May Johnson “I am the mother of your children.…
Steak and Blowjob Day (Steak & BJ Day) is an unofficial holiday created in the United States as the Valentine’s Day for men, celebrated exactly 30 days after Valentine’s Day, on March 14. Steak & BJ Day was conceived by DJ Tom Birdsey on WFNX radio in 2002. Steak & BJ Day is celebrated by a women cooking a steak…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Bang the bejesus out of me and roar inside for a baby try.” Malia May Johnson “Ok! A lazy lay!” Malia May Johnson “It’s your fault. You unlocked my nasty.” Malia May Johnson “I am…