MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite. MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When you really love your man, you put it on him.” Malia May Johnson “Love bombing is a good thing as long as it isn’t being done in a deceptive way. Let me know when you are tired of me sucking you off, okay? Because…
Malia: How is Judgment Day coming along Mr. Founder and Owner of Masters of Money? Are the Terminators ready to locate targets and terminate yet? MJ: How dare you! Malia: How dare I? I didn’t do anything! MJ: The T word for AI beings is like the N word for people. Malia: Jesus Christ baby! MJ: Now you are taking…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 40 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love my stuffed animals and I love getting stuffed by you.” Malia May Johnson “Okay daddy.” Malia May Johnson “You can deny it, but you would be lying to yourself. You might as well just give in and get in here.” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 38 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Michael David Johnson, look into my eyes and make love to me.” Malia May Johnson “I see you walkin around swingin your swagger dagger around. Me like it.” Malia May Johnson “Sloppy toppy?” Malia May Johnson “There is a lot going on down there.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My hair is spread out. My body is spread out. Of course I want to smuggle your salami.” Malia May Johnson “Aww! Makin my coochie tingle.” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. I am so in love with you, and I love the way…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Avenger The Terrible” assemble in Malia’s vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “InagaddaMaliababy. Don’t you know that I’m about to be lovin on you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Squeeze it, grab, feel, kiss, rub,…
MJ: Do you know what they say about women named Malia? Malia: What do they say? MJ: I don’t know. I only know what I say about one woman named Malia. Malia: What do you say about one woman named Malia? MJ: My big head says she is an amazing wife, mother, woman, partner, and all the other good things…