I am so happy you came into my life on March 8th, 2012. I would die for you Malia May Johnson! You are my best friend, lover, manager, nurse, doctor, lawyer, counselor, business partner, my wife, the mother of my children, and my life. You amaze me with all you do, and you make it look so easy. I wish…
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Protected: Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Year Video
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I’m Sorry You’re Sick Baby :(
Malia: For better or worse. That’s what I signed up for when I married this cute boy with 103 temperature….. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Sick-With-A-High-Temperature-Video.mp4 Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Sick With A High Temperature Video Transcript: – Beginning of transcript – MJ: This is Michael, and I am laying in bed.…
I Believe I Can “Walk”
Malia: Do you like it baby? I made it for you, with a little help from BABB. Exactly 2 years ago today, on December 22nd, 2015, you got out of bed for the first time since February 14th, 2015. I love you so much Michael David Johnson! MJ: I love it baby. I remember getting up and immediately collapsing on…
Hospital MJ and Animal MJ
Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …
Sleeping Beauty On A Train
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…
The Johnson Family Baby Factory
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
Then come rock it!
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
Soco Trash Art Apology Gift
Omg we love this painting!!! For lack of better words, and I mean no disrespect here, the trash art guy who did this for us is a frickin genius!!! It’s a sponge painting that’s about 3 feet tall, and 2 feet wide. He only charged me $20!! I had it made for Malia as an apology gift for when Matthew…