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Tag: Love
All You Need Is Love
Malia May Johnson, Thank you for loving me so much, and for being so good to me that I can barely remember what it was like to have to put up with the mean/hateful people that were in my life before I was lucky enough to meet you. Love, Me
Don’t Stick That Tongue Out At Me Mrs Johnson
MJ: Don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you are going to use it Johnson. Malia: I’m not afraid to use it. Point blank- You know where to find me. My bed is your bed. Monday morning at 10 am. Be there, or miss out on what my tongue can do. MJ: I love you dirty bird. Let’s do…
MJ Beach House Thank You and Love Confession Video
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
Dreams, Love & Priceless Moments
Baby, If my life is a dream right now, please don’t pinch me, because I don’t want to wake up! To my loving wife Malia, I couldn’t do it without you baby cakes. I love this black and white picture you made of us at the American Airlines Center, in Dallas. That was a fun night. I’m sorry I spilled…
$400 Haircut Letter and Voicemail
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
Malia Learning How To Hit A Golf Ball Accident
Baby, I made a collage of pictures of you for you, because even though it is rainy and dark outside, I still get to spend time with my family at our new beach house, and I love you beyond words! My dad was teaching Malia how to hit golf balls on the beach today, and she actually hit a bird.…
Why I Married “MJ The Terrible” by Malia May Johnson
When we first got married a lot of people asked me why I married “MJ The Terrible”. My answer was simple. MJ, who has the nickname “MJ The Terrible”, for supposedly being the chief architect of the world’s largest computer virus called Stuxnet and I, are meant to be together. We just fit, and that’s it. 6 years later, I’m…
Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson
Victoria Johnson, Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson, I feel like the luckiest/happiest guy in the world. Here is the newest edition to our growing family. Our little lucky charm was born on St. Patrick’s Day! Welcome to the world Victoria Johnson. Victoria, this is the very first thing your beautiful mommy Malia ever said after you were born- “Aww,…
Pour Some Sugar On Me! (Damn It’s Incredible When You Find Mr or Mrs Right!)
When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible! Texts between my wife and I- Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby? MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you. Malia: Do you mean you miss sex? MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.…