Malia: I know you can’t talk but I wanted you to know there was a fight at daycare. On the way to pick the kids up. MJ: Did Cash slug the bully kid? Malia: No. Liz got in a fight. MJ: Bull shit! She would never start a fight! Malia: She didn’t start it. Allegedly, “the bully kid” shoved Cash…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I think we should try to fuck a baby to life right now. What do you think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Sigma Females: The Most Amazing and Rare Type of Woman (I Love You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder.” Malia May Johnson “I’m an in heat, heat seeking baby making mode sex machine! Take advantage of this…
This post is a way back when dating story conversation between MJ and I from early on in our relationship. MJ and I had been dating for a while and I wanted to take things to the next level, but I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t run/quit, so I tested him with real truths about me that I thought…
Malia: Remember when you said you were going to fuck me to death? MJ: Yup. Malia: It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder. MJ: Booty slaughter Malia: Sexual death assault MJ: A 69 187 Malia: Dickular Homicide MJ: I would…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 77 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What is your schedule today? I want to know when I can sperm jack you.” Malia May Johnson “I want my ass to be a pleasure asset for you, and I want all of my to be an asset to your life.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot a lot a lot of…
Malia: Baby, I am worried about world war 3. Is the world going to end? MJ: I have been hearing the world was going to end tomorrow since 9-11-2001. Just live my love. I promise I will let you know if you need to worry. Malia: Ok. I trust you, but I want to understand. Are we going to have…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You alien non ager you. You look underage still, but, but your butt, and I am looking forward to rocking the cradle when you are post-natal.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Your bodies lookin good.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 76 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It wouldn’t be new sheet and bed decor if you didn’t bust a nut all over it. You are lucky I love you.” Malia May Johnson “This is super sensitive make you nut cream. Let’s see what happens.” Malia May Johnson “I have to keep…