My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I was thinking about making this our private “studio” for when we are in the mood for you know what.” Malia May Johnson “I bought these Sidney Sweeny “Genes Jeans”. I didn’t buy a top so I’m not wearing one. What do you think?” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love looking into your big beautiful face balls (eyes)!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My love! You have lots of class, the right amount of sass, and of course, a gigundo ass! The trifecta…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You-a jizz-a the jizz for me? Qui or no? Malia May Johnson “Like that girl’s sound effect on the podcast you listen to says- “Dominated”.” Malia May Johnson “Look at thing #1 I got to celebrate all the big Bitcoin winning.” Malia May Johnson “Look…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Juggernaut! (As he pointed at my butt)” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cheeksosaurus, I must slay you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bring that sexy mom alien mom bod over here so I can touch…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 111 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t just stand there. Fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson “Jizz my old eggs up good, okay? And never stop loving me of course.” Malia May Johnson “Oh my gosh! I’m like totally here to suck your dick and stuff! Yeah!” Malia May Johnson “No more…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 264 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy! Mommy! Minister Grandpa got us presents! We big hugged him and big thanked him!” Caroline Grace Johnson “Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world.” Elon Musk “I am a moderate. I think most people are. What moderates want…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Offended! I said offended, not rear ended. But, if you want to hump me I won’t stop you.” Malia May Johnson “I sowed this big beautiful boner. Now I want to reap it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for your attention to this matter Mr.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Listen here Bootytollah Homeini.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “F@ck yeah I wanna charge! I love your boonies babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “NO!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Spinebuster into hold and kiss…
Malia May Johnsonburger…… You are the good kinds of “ous” my love. GorgeousGraciousVoluptuousCurvaceousGlamorousPreciousBodaciousRebelliousLusciousHumungous (Your butt)PrestigiousProsperousRambunctiousSensuousGenerousFabulousMomentousRigorousRapturousMonstrous (Your butt)RaucousRidiculousInfectiousReligiousVenturousRightousGluteous (Your butt)JoyousGluttonousMiraculousCourageousBounteous (Your butt)GloriousMeticulousHumorousBoisterousTremendousThunderousSavorousVeraciousScrumptiousUnpretentious (and Pretentious)TenaciousSpontaneousStupendousSumptuousSpacious (Your butt)CourteousYummyliciousHilariousWondrousCautiousLickilisciousMiraculousMountainous (Your butt)KissilisciousTremendousIndustriousGaseous (Your butt……after pizza)SeriousSalaciousIngeniousTastyliciousBootyliciousEnormous (Your butt)NutritiousDeliciousSuckilisciousAdventurousHarmonious (99.9999999% of the time)VictoriousVigorousVirtuousVivaciousVoluminous Thank you for being the Maria von Trapp and June Clever combined woman, wife and mother of my dreams. You are Proverbs 31 all…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For the record, I definitely don’t hate it!” Malia May Johnson “Iran and Israel cease fired. We’re not ceasfiring. I want a baby Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “Grrrrrr!!! Quickie daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I would define my current state as eager, yes.” Malia…