My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you WWE for teaching my husband wrestling sex moves that he uses on me.” Malia May Johnson “Awww! You are not not my favorite person.” Malia May Johnson “Kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. Sorry. I’m delusional right now.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “O. O. O. O. The one and only…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Did you say try for pregnancy or genetic legacy? You wanting DNA baby maker sauce?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. I wanna be sexificated. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. I…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson “If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson “Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Cat lady? Eh. Tiger bitch? Yes!!! Now take me hubby!” Malia May Johnson “Big cat lady grrrrr mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “You know what they say, but they don’t actually say, but I am saying now? Big cat lady, big butt!” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
MJ: Baby I gotta tell you something. Malia: OK. Whatcha got? MJ: You were my second choice. Malia: WTF?????????????????????????????? Malia: Who the fuck was your first choice? MJ: You Malia: I thought I was your second choice? MJ: You were. Malia: Who was your first choice????????????? MJ: You. Malia: I was your first choice and your second choice? MJ: Yep…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Pastor Miguel Flores Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Extreme people do extreme things for reasons we may not always understand. It is not always possible to explain someone’s actions. It is a societal risk there is only so much we can do about it. We have to live every day…