Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You wanna do love and affection in your butt day on Saturday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Blow jobs are better than apologies. Why? Because actions are better than words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am naked in our bedroom to ready to express myself sexually if you would like to join me.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s go ya big dick American hero stud.” Malia May Johnson “That’s your dick in my box.” Malia May Johnson “If you hurry…
The 10 Things I Hate About Malia May Johnson by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia May Johnson, Here are the 10 things I hate about you: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. I feel like my life began the day I met you! Happy Valentine’s Day baby! All of my love, Me P.S. 3-8-2012 forever baby cakes- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-day-malia-and-i-met-3-8-2012/
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 44 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Why you didn’t pull your out of this galaxy butt out of your pants yet? Makes no sense at all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “All I have to say is orgasms cure depressed moods.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Filthy mind playtime! ” Malia May Johnson “Jizz me a river. Oh. Jizz me a river. Jizz me. Jizz me. Jizz me a river.” Malia May Johnson “I am so preggo exhausted. I want to suck your dick and I want to lay down. Both…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You got your booty free from God. Most women have to pay a fortune for a booty like yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You can be pretty persuasive when you want to be. You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace, quiet, freedom, love, support, and sex. That is what I do for you Michael David Johnson. Why? Because I mother fuckin love the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson “You have hounded me and blocked me from doing anything else. You have literally…
Home Is Where The Heart Is
MJ: I beyond miss you and the kids. I can’t call, but I can text if you can text with me. Malia: We miss you to Daddy! I can text with you. I have lots to tell you. But before I do, are you okay at whatever undisclosed location you are at that you couldn’t tell me you were going…
20 Even More Morer Reasons I Love You Michael David Johnson
Michael David Johnson, There are many reasons why I love you Michael David Johnson, but since I only have so much time to list reasons at the moment, I have decided to tell you another 20 more reasons why I love you so much right now…… 1. You always encourage and support me. 2. Your mom. Jeanne is awesome. Most…
Is that why you are throwing your gargantubutt on me?
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…