My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I promise you will be getting it!” Malia May Johnson “Lunch and a quickie?” Malia May Johnson “Viagra Niagara Falls shot up the club, the sheets, my nightstand, pillows. Oh my God! You have a messy squirt gun baby.” Malia May Johnson “Viagra is the…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look into my eyes while I do nothing but give you pleasure.” Malia May Johnson “Because I let you do dirty things to me?” Malia May Johnson “Stop right there. Remove your hand. That is my job!” Malia May Johnson “I need you to do…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will forever remember today as three quickies day.…
Baby, I loved our almost the whole weekend long of love making! Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, anytime you want to! Make it often please! I love to be loved by you! Love, Malia This is my change only a few words because the real words are already what I want to say to you Michael David Johnson, with…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law To My Future Father and Mother In Law (I hope!), I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She…
Valentine’s Day, also called Saint Valentine’s Day is celebrated annually on February 14. Valentine’s Day originated as a Christian feast day honoring Saint Valentine. Valentine’s Day is a day for celebrating love, not just romantic love between couples, but celebrating the love we have for our friends and family members. For those who are in a relationship, Valentine’s Day is…
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…