My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…
Michael David Johnson, You are the best man I have ever known. There are endless reasons why I love you. Here are 20 more reasons why I love you on top of the 20 reasons why I told you I love you on the last post like this I wrote. 1. I know I am the center of your universe,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It is a common courtesy to cup a titty while you pound the cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s go in there and you can teach me something about your anatomy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The squirt is worth the squeeze.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Look at this box of sex…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You have everything I want and need on the…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You know how death row inmates get to have whatever…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson: “When a man loves a woman, he will do what it takes to make her squirt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Of course! It wouldn’t be a full body massage if I didn’t massage your full booty, I mean body.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I…
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna be in there like swimwear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “God Bless Texas. God Bless America. And God Bless your giga booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When a man loves a woman,…