My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We get what we deserve in life. No better, no worse.” Lakshmi Devi “Do it all innovators are some pretty damn special people. I highly respect each and every one of them.” Jeff Dachis “You can’t apply conventional wisdom to brilliant minds. Holding back the…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can’t do it. Giving up is not in this nigga right here. What it takes is what I do. Can I get an amen?” Kanye West “Fake it till you make is a real thing. A lot of people do it. The ones…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I caught you stealing! I should call the police on you MJ! It is illegal to steal Ray’s pension check. I’m not sure what the law is about replacing his $2,500 a month pension check with $5,000 a month check. I decided not to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To deal with your future, sometimes you have to deal with your past.” Gene Rockefeller “Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Anybody who stands up for what they believe in, people are going to call crazy. It’s sad, but it is the price for standing up for whatever it is they are standing up for.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Face it, own it, flip it.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 39 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A lot of life is in the prep. Being ready when opportunities present themselves can and does make all the difference in the world.” Donald Trump Jr. “Trying to sell new age hippy pipedreams is a big waste of time. I am all for…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 30 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you need or want some shit, you have to need and want your ass enough to work for it.” James Storm “I don’t care if people think I’m wrong as long as they don’t just think I’m wrong only because I’m a democrat.…