MJ: Baby, I just wanted to say………I LOVE KISSING YOU!!! Malia: I love kissing you more!!! MJ: Oh yeah? Well, I love kissing you more than you love kissing me. Boom! Malia: I love kissing you more than there are stars in the sky! Bigger boom! MJ: I love kissing you more than the biggest more, in the history of…
MJ: I took a screen shot of this text you sent to me a few years ago, so that one day when everything finally worked out for us, we could look back on just how far we’ve come. Malia: Are you sending me that screenshot because I got mad at you today? MJ: No. I was looking through all of…
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times!” Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, at least string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be…
Malia: Hi “MJ The Terrible”. I am your biggest fan, and I have a request. Will you please come over to my apartment and make sweet sweet lovin to me, until we fall asleep in each others arms? MJ: I’m sorry maam, but I would never cheat on my wife. Not happenin! Malia: Can’t I at least tell you what…
Malia: Baby!! Did they or not? I love you! I hope they did. I love you one more time 2!! MJ: More! Boom!!!! I love you to MEC! Malia: Congratulations!!! What is MEC? MJ: I’m coming home to celebrate with you, in you, and on you, right now! Malia: Yes! Yes! Yes! What is MEC? MJ: Malia, Elizabeth, Cash Malia:…
Malia: Would you wear these for me babe? MJ: Sure baby. Malia: Feel like fooling around after Gotye comes to get CJ? MJ: YES!!! Malia: Me too! See you naked soon. MJ: 🙂 Malia: Yes, you will be smiling! The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/
MJ: Baby, remember when we were talking about organizing my son and I’s apartment, and you offered to help organize it because “I’m a guy and I have no idea how to organize an apartment, and if you wouldn’t have helped me organize my old house, that place would have been a disgusting pigsty, not fit to raise my son…
MJ: My only complaint is what AG said about the apartment. “The CJ apartment can be nice, but I would stop short of luxurious.” On the tour today, I missed the “can be nice” part. Maybe they just went straight to the luxurious part? Anyway, I do like the place, but I think this is the definition of luxurious, even…
Malia: Will you do a date test for me? MJ: Date test? Malia: I saw it in my Cosmo magazine, and I wanted to test “my man”. MJ: Ugh! Malia: Please? MJ: Is this something that if I mess up you are going to get upset about and make me sleep on the couch? Malia: I know you are at…
MJ: Baby, I don’t love you anymore….. Malia: Baby, I saw your draft of this message on your laptop, and my first thought was, if he is going to mess with me and expect to freak me out, he shouldn’t have started the message with “Baby”, but……. MJ: And if you believe that I have some ocean front property in…