Malia: Baby!! Did they or not? I love you! I hope they did. I love you one more time 2!! MJ: More! Boom!!!! I love you to MEC! Malia: Congratulations!!! What is MEC? MJ: I’m coming home to celebrate with you, in you, and on you, right now! Malia: Yes! Yes! Yes! What is MEC? MJ: Malia, Elizabeth, Cash Malia:…
Malia: Would you wear these for me babe? MJ: Sure baby. Malia: Feel like fooling around after Gotye comes to get CJ? MJ: YES!!! Malia: Me too! See you naked soon. MJ: 🙂 Malia: Yes, you will be smiling! The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/
MJ: Baby, remember when we were talking about organizing my son and I’s apartment, and you offered to help organize it because “I’m a guy and I have no idea how to organize an apartment, and if you wouldn’t have helped me organize my old house, that place would have been a disgusting pigsty, not fit to raise my son…
MJ: My only complaint is what AG said about the apartment. “The CJ apartment can be nice, but I would stop short of luxurious.” On the tour today, I missed the “can be nice” part. Maybe they just went straight to the luxurious part? Anyway, I do like the place, but I think this is the definition of luxurious, even…
Malia: Will you do a date test for me? MJ: Date test? Malia: I saw it in my Cosmo magazine, and I wanted to test “my man”. MJ: Ugh! Malia: Please? MJ: Is this something that if I mess up you are going to get upset about and make me sleep on the couch? Malia: I know you are at…
MJ: Baby, I don’t love you anymore….. Malia: Baby, I saw your draft of this message on your laptop, and my first thought was, if he is going to mess with me and expect to freak me out, he shouldn’t have started the message with “Baby”, but……. MJ: And if you believe that I have some ocean front property in…
Malia: MJ, even Superman has to rest. You slept at least 16 hours. You needed it! Malia: I did good things. Now I’m ready to do bad things to you. Men expect their wives to perform “wifely duties”, meaning sex, just because the man wants it. This is 2017. Women should be able to do the same thing. I am…
Malia: Well look at you “Martin Luther The Terrible”. Do you have a digital dream baby? I love you MJ. Thanks for always having my back. I’m adding up how much money you do have after you gave most of it away. If you are poor now, you can live with me for free, but I’m taxing natures credit card…
Malia: MJ, it is 4 o’clock in the morning! Stop working on your oil pump rig project and come pump me! Come up here! Today is Martin Luther King Day, I’m black, and I’m pregnant. What does that mean? That means Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, that I’m ready for a mother fuckin, and if you don’t do it, you…
Today was interesting from start to finish! Malia and I had the best day! We worked together all day on a marketing project, minus of course occasional breaks for eating and love making(WOW!). The morning was pretty quiet and we got a lot done. In the afternoon we did to, but there was an interesting twist. When you are “MJ…