MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…
Malia: Oh no! I am all alone in this big house all by myself. What am I going to do? MJ: Baby, I have to get this done. I promise as soon as I get this done I will be all over your ass. Malia: But I want you all over my ass now. Did I mention I am naked…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
I only have 3 things to say to you……. 1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you…
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. MJ: How can I make it up to you? Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. MJ: is that how you want me to apologize? Malia: To start. MJ: And then. Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow! MJ: I’ll…
Arrest Warrant Issued For Michael David Johnson Alleged Crime: Concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in your pants. Malia: I do believe that then and there Michael David Johnson committed the crime of concealing a sexual pleasure weapon in his pants. MJ: You are going to use my own arrest warrant sex move on me? Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is not…
Mr. Johnson, did you think you could just “rev my engine” and then not take care of business? I don’t think so mister! Now come find me and finish what you started or else! Or else means I come find you and use you until I am satisfied! Either way, the woman in this picture is getting what she wants!…