Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies! MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately. Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. MJ: What kind of clue? Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture…
Malia: I love you! MJ: I love you too. Did I do something good to deserve an I love you? Malia: I love you and I can tell you that I love you anytime I want to, can’t I? MJ: Of course my love. I’m stressed out. Malia: Stress isn’t good baby. We need to find a stress solution. MJ:…
Malia: Do you think the saying “Black Lives Matter” is racist? MJ: No. The saying is meant to call attention to an important issue. The saying isn’t “Only Black Lives Matter”. Malia: I agree. They are debating it right now on the show I’m watching. I love you my enlightened, sexy, woke, big heart, big brain, big dick husband! MJ:…
MJ: Let’s play do what the action figures do. Malia: I’m pregnant, but okay to the extent I can. MJ: Let’s do this…… Malia: OMG! What is the blue bubble? Malia: You made Black Widow pregnant like me? MJ: Yes I did! Malia: I like that we are going to use the Woodland house for storage. I think that is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m at the Woodland house. I’m sorry baby. I am to pregnant and fat and hormonal and horny to think. Come over to this house, bend me over something, and bang me out of my…
MJ: I’m looking for Sexy Cinderella. The perfect fit for my man business. Do you know where I can find her? Malia: Yeah. This is where I live…….. MJ: You have a big beautiful home Sexy Cinderella. Where is Sexy Cinderella in that 11,000 square foot house, or does Sexy Cinderella want me to play hides and I go seek…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t you dare quickie me! I deserve a good banging and you are going to give it to me!” Malia May Johnson “Dick me baby! Dick me good!” Malia May Johnson “Let’s see how many…
MJ: My ex keeps accusing me of having Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I have read about it, but I don’t think I have it. What do you think? Do you think I have it? Malia: No. Your practice wife has Borderline Personality Disorder, and in order for her to feel better about herself, she has to believe you are more f-ed…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes II by Malia May Johnson: “The truth is, I just want to fool around with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson: “Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has…