Malia: Howdy MJ! MJ: Howdy Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy? MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie? Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May. MJ: What are you up…
MJ: It’s a full moon out tonight. Malia: We better stay inside in case the crazies are out tonight. MJ: Big Butt Malia Hood. You sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big bad MJ The Terrible would want. Malia: Little ole me? MJ: What a big butt you have. The better to hold on to, when I’m having…
This is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you. I call it “Me” “Me” by Malia May Johnson Talk to me, call me, text me, email me, lay with me, on me and in me. Kiss me, touch me, hold me, hug me, lick me, bite me, eat…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have pretty words baby. And pretty lips for kissing. And pretty other things worth kissing if you follow what I’m saying?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You look so elegant in that dress. I…
MJ: I hear what you are saying but I think I need to feel what you are saying to really understand it. Malia: You need to feel a grocery list? MJ: Groceries are life. Groceries are sustenance. Malia: You are really taking groceries seriously. MJ: It’s life or death. Malia: White or wheat toast bread is life or death?…
Malia: Caulk MJ: Caulk? Malia: The construction guys putting the wall up today said “caulk” like 50 times today. They “caulked” everything. Caulk. Caulk. Caulk. MJ: Did caulk talk make you think about cock, because you’re baby crazy right now? Malia: Yes! MJ: Cock? Malia: Yes! And I have some good news but not good news officially yet. MJ: Lay…
Malia: I want to ride your c@$k with reckless abandon until you cum all up inside me! Malia: I am going to suck your cock like my life depended on it! Malia: I need my hair grabbed and to be banged from behind! Malia: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to cream and cum on your dick to.…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…