MJ: I hear what you are saying but I think I need to feel what you are saying to really understand it. Malia: You need to feel a grocery list? MJ: Groceries are life. Groceries are sustenance. Malia: You are really taking groceries seriously. MJ: It’s life or death. Malia: White or wheat toast bread is life or death?…
Malia: Caulk MJ: Caulk? Malia: The construction guys putting the wall up today said “caulk” like 50 times today. They “caulked” everything. Caulk. Caulk. Caulk. MJ: Did caulk talk make you think about cock, because you’re baby crazy right now? Malia: Yes! MJ: Cock? Malia: Yes! And I have some good news but not good news officially yet. MJ: Lay…
Malia: I want to ride your c@$k with reckless abandon until you cum all up inside me! Malia: I am going to suck your cock like my life depended on it! Malia: I need my hair grabbed and to be banged from behind! Malia: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to cream and cum on your dick to.…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wasn’t thinking that at all. I was thinking about banging your vagina unmercilessly.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have an adult version nursery rhyme for you. Hickory dickory dock. I’m about to slam…
Malia: Thank you for carrying me to bed last night after I fell asleep in the chair. That was really sweet of you. MJ: I love you! Malia: Why didn’t you wake me up during my horrible nightmare last night? MJ: I didn’t know you were having a horrible nightmare. I’m sorry babe. Malia: You didn’t want me. It was…
MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I have to wait for my work product to upload, and make sure the receives it. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I can text until then. Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: I love you Malia: Come get me pregnant MJ: ETA 15 to 20 min Malia: Come get…
MJ: This is the dirty version of the Tuttie Fruttie lyrics that were sexspired by you….. “Puthy Juicy” by MJ I got a girl name Malia; she really loves me. I got girl name Malia; she so amazing I got down on one knee. I got a girl named Malia; she has all my babies. She lived with me in…
Malia: Baby I am so forgetful. I forgot how babies are made. Do you remember? MJ: Oh no! I do remember. Malia: How are babies made? MJ: Telling you is not as much fun. I would rather show you. Malia: Yes! I would love that! I am feeling very forgetful today. You may have to show me twice. MJ: Making…
MJ: What are you doing? Malia: I am putting my hand down your pants. MJ: Why? Malia: Why is your hand down your pants? MJ: I don’t know. It’s relaxing. Why are you doing it? Malia: I wanna be relaxed to. MJ: When you do it, it’s different. It’s not relaxing. It makes me horny. Malia: I don’t know. It…