Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson “I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I…
MJ: Salami Police! Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police! MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police! Malia: Friday! MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/ Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y! MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX! Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS! MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?…
MJ: My balls are gonna look like this here by the time we can have sex again…… Malia: You had surgery and need time to recover. Doctor’s orders. On May 20th we will address and cure your blue balls issue. I promise! MJ: It’s not just my blue balls that I am worried about. I am worried about your thyroid…
Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve? MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY Malia: Lol! Probably Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that? MJ: I did not. Malia: See…… https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-warns-of-population-crisis-in-u-s-says-big-reckoning-coming/ar-AA19nGX0b Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct? MJ: No Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That thing can push out a baby for God sake. It can take some punishment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will BDSM you! I will CNC you! I will Marital Missionary you! I will…
Malia, I’m slippin! I meant to include the bedrooms for sure. I also forgot the hallways! I’m also fuckin you in the hallways! Love me some girl power! I have always supported women’s rights, but having daughters definitely made me more passionate about equal rights. As much as I support women’s rights, I do not support any guys ever touching…
Michael David Johnson, I love your naughty love for me! That said, you mentioned everywhere and every room, including f@ckin me in the ass, but you didn’t mention the bedrooms. If we are never having sex in the bedrooms, then I don’t want to move into that house. 🙁 I know you meant to mention the bedrooms, but you accidentally…
Dear Malia May Johnson, I am excited about moving into our new house, and I wanted to let you know the following. I’m fuckin you in the indoor pool! I’m fuckin you in the outdoor pool! I’m fuckin you in all the closets! I’m fuckin you in the see through room! I’m fuckin you in the gym! I’m fuckin you…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ass Wednesday.” Malia May Johnson “Wanna come release some oxytocin with me?” Malia May Johnson “Having sex in every room in the house may take a while in that house. That is a big f-ing…
MJ: I am all bound up. MJ: I need your feminine essence Malia May Johnson! MJ: I need to release some oxytocin asap! MJ: I’m all fulled up. The want sex level has turned into the need level. MJ: The big book says “both the husband and wife have an obligation to minister to each other sexually.” MJ: That’s God…