My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 36 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know how much you miss Kevin. I am sorry for your loss baby. If I can listen to you to comfort you, I will. If I can be there for you in some way, I will. If I can give you sexual comfort by…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I try so hard to bring love, peace and happiness to your life. I really really do. I swear I am not trying to control you. That said, please don’t jack off and waste swimmers…
Malia: Someone is sexting me. MJ: Sex feels good. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex burns calories. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex reduces stress. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex doesn’t suck, but sucking happens during sex. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex makes babies. Malia: Sex makes babies. Malia: The last one was one to grow on. One…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love the way you make me laugh and your big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Oh, I am mad, but I want pleasure. If you pleasure me well enough, I will go back to happy…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You taste sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup sexy woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I think you are sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup after post nut clarity too. That’s how sweet you are.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s like we are a new couple just starting out with only the basic furniture. This is so much fun!” Malia May Johnson “The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is…
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MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…