Michael David Johnson’s Dick, You are attached to the man I love, and you give me incredible sensations that feel like they are sent from heaven above. You are perfectly designed to hit my g-spot and make me cum. You slide in with love and thrust in lust, however you do what you do, you make me bust. When you…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh. “MJ The Terrible” is trailing kisses down my neck towards my boobs. I know what that means and so does my vagina apparently. Wet washed.” Malia May Johnson “Cause you make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We bond. We love bond. We pleasure bond. We trauma bond. We treasury bond. We even watch James Bond. We are bonded, and that is a good thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Is that…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can jook me as many times as we have time for on your birthday.” Malia May Johnson “I already have my sexy Natashka outfit on. Dasvidome when you get here. K?” Malia May Johnson “Attack my naked body honky….that I love.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Stop kissing and touching? I fucking object! Life is too short to stop this perfect moment in time until we have to.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bone app a tittie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
MJ: What happened in between this picture….. MJ: And this picture….. Malia: Did those mother fucking fish snitch on me? MJ: You’re twisted baby! I love you! Malia: I hate the way you describe things sometimes. When I was on my period and we had sex in the shower, you said- “It looks like a murder suicide in here.” Today…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I promise you will be getting it!” Malia May Johnson “Lunch and a quickie?” Malia May Johnson “Viagra Niagara Falls shot up the club, the sheets, my nightstand, pillows. Oh my God! You have a messy squirt gun baby.” Malia May Johnson “Viagra is the…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look into my eyes while I do nothing but give you pleasure.” Malia May Johnson “Because I let you do dirty things to me?” Malia May Johnson “Stop right there. Remove your hand. That is my job!” Malia May Johnson “I need you to do…
Malia: Guess what? MJ: Chicken butt! Malia: Did you know that you have been working for CIA since 1984? MJ: Damn! I nearly came out of the womb working. Malia: You were baby “MJ The Terrible” at 4 years old. There is a lot of misinformation out there about you. MJ: Nothing I can do about it really. It would…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…