My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace, quiet, freedom, love, support, and sex. That is what I do for you Michael David Johnson. Why? Because I mother fuckin love the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson “You have hounded me and blocked me from doing anything else. You have literally…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That was so much fun! Fingering is a lost art. I’m glad you brought it back.” Malia May Johnson “Your sexual happiness is my responsibility, and I do not take that responsibility lightly. Now get your pants off.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I don’t want…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby where you at? I wanna inya time while we’re watching Aqua Man destroy Rome in the Fast X movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Victoria’s Secret is for the masses. I want Malia’s Secret.…
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let the 2024 nookie begin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Keep on badussying in the new year.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The way I understood it was you did your hair with bangs because…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Well why don’t you plough my butt hole then?” Malia May Johnson “Yah, I am asslighting you.” Malia May Johnson “If you didn’t lose that lovin feelin, wanna cuddle up and stuff for a while?” Malia May Johnson “K. Rub and tug special in 5.”…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Boobs jumping, booty jiggling, wetter than the lake in our back yard. That is when I love to bust, because I know that bust is going to be the best bust.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “These are the actions I am requesting-Kiss meTouch meLick meFuck mePull my hairCum and make me cumHold me” Malia May Johnson “I stole your mission statement and sexied it up from me to you…… You can say what you want about me but I’m the…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What is in my head, is you and me in bed.” Malia May Johnson “Suck on me!” Malia May Johnson “Yay! The Deuce! I love you!” Malia May Johnson “This is why I tell my friends to get married and love and support the shit…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are so many things baby. Just to name a few. You are lovable, delectable, intellectual, and although I can’t prove it, a mother fuckin alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Once the kisses start…