My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…
Happy Birthday Michael David Johnson (Daddy)! From your loving and adoring children and wife, we would like to wish you the following birthday wishes: “I love you Daddy. Happy Birthday.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore.” Cash Michael Johnson “Hapda birt day Dadda.” Natalie Marie Johnson “Wuv you Dadda. Hap hap da day.” Michael…
Malia: I have 6 things to tell you daddy. Ready? MJ: I don’t know. Am I? Malia: You are. MJ: Well, ok then. Let her rip tater chip. Malia: I’m going 1 at a time. 1. Kat said yes to Brittany. You get to give Brittany away! MJ: Back when Britt was my court appointed supervisor, I would have loved…
World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy poo poo stinky. I go in here.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I love you. You get me and I love you for it.” Malia May Johnson “Honesty and integrity are what I am known for by the people who know me best. My word…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 33 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I stay wiff you til your head better. I love you daddy my daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (My oldest daughter) “I write books from my heart. I cry, I pray, I go through a cycle of emotions while I am writing. My #1 focus…
MJ isn’t a big muscle bound guy, but when it comes to toughness, he is extremely tough. I saw him die from a subdural hematoma rupture, be brought back to life, live through a coma, learn how to walk and talk again, and fully recover, all within 2 years. MJ gets migraine headaches usually once a month/once every other month.…
One of the requirements of living in the neighborhood that we live in, in Bethesda Maryland, is you have to join and become members of the Bethesda Country Club. Bethesda Country Club is a very family friendly club. Every year there is an awards ceremony at the club. One of the awards is “Father of the Year”. Only members can…