Malia: Do you know what I am? MJ: An MK Ultra sex kitten Malia: Guess again MJ: A shapeshifting sex alien? Malia: Nope. Guess again. MJ: A fembot? Malia: Nope. Guess again. It has to do with love. MJ: A love machine? Malia: Oh my God baby! What can our love create? MJ: Family? Happiness? Malia: You are red hot…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 113 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me too!” Cash Michael Johnson “Me too!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Me too!” Natalie Marie Johnson “Me too daddy!” Michael Christian Johnson “Me too!” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Me too!” Caroline Grace Johnson “Statements box you in. Questions open up the dialog.” Former President Barack Obama…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hello tall soldier man. Are you here to see my daddy? Can you come back after we are done playing?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Good times only last for a season. Bull shit always comes. Stack chips and be ready for it.” Steve Case “If…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The horseys are running fast. Run horseys run!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I am going to call you Dad. Daddy is what little kids say.” Cash Michael Johnson “The capabilities of AI are going to create a world we won’t even recognize 50 years from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I love you more than pizza and my new Barbie doll.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The America that I love is under attack and I have to fight for this country that I love. It is not about revenge. I am running for love…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy will you go on a daddy daughter date with me and Kaylee and her daddy? I love you daddy my daddy. Please?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My whiskey inspired karaoke is irresistible to all. I have to be careful when I unleash the beast.”…