My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 199 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you mad at me for bonking the boy in my class on the head? He deserved it. He was wrong first. I was wrong second. We both got in trouble. We said we were sorry, and we used our words to become friends.”…
Malia: I know you can’t talk but I wanted you to know there was a fight at daycare. On the way to pick the kids up. MJ: Did Cash slug the bully kid? Malia: No. Liz got in a fight. MJ: Bull shit! She would never start a fight! Malia: She didn’t start it. Allegedly, “the bully kid” shoved Cash…
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Important Events on August 2nd In History: 1914: German occupation of Luxembourg during World War I began. 1916: Austria causes the sinking of the Italian battleship Leonardo da Vinci in Taranto (World War I). 1918: The first general strike in Canada’s history takes place in the city of Vancouver. 1923: Vice President Calvin Coolidge becomes U.S. President upon the death…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 189 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy my new little sister is peeing on me.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m here Dad. Where is my sister at? When is she going to be old enough to play?” Cash Michael Johnson “Look! That came out of me! We made that! We did…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 183 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Earth Day to the earth. Did you get the earth a cake so we can sing Happy Earth Day birthday?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think of the weirdest shit bro. Like, that song Jesse’s Girl from the 80’s, is that based on a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 180 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “An eclipse is a quick nighttime. Okay.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy! Look! Look at my Optimus Prime move. It’s better than looking at the eclipse.” Cash Michael Johnson “First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes the baby in the baby carriage. Then comes…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 179 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, if don’t play with me, I am going to hug you forever until you do.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “When is the president lady coming to our house to play again? I want to show her how good my elbow drop is now.” Cash…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 174 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t get kisses and hugs before bed? Are you mad at me Daddy?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Is that the president I elbow dropped? Is she going to come play again? My elbow drops are wayyyy better now. Tell her that. Okay Mommy?” Cash…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 173 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t worry daddy. Wonder Woman’s going to get those bad guys!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My friend’s daddy yells at her. Don’t yell at me. Okay? I like the way we talk and don’t be loud.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We did it! Starship will make…