MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…
This random picture of my former court appointed supervisor, and my family’s current head of security, Brittany White, aka “Dubs”, led to some funny comments from people who know her. I thought it was funny how they all pretty much thought the exact same thing. I did too. Chris Hubbard: I hate Chris and MJ. They always tease me about…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Anybody who stands up for what they believe in, people are going to call crazy. It’s sad, but it is the price for standing up for whatever it is they are standing up for.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Face it, own it, flip it.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “He is not a bad dude. He is just his own worst enemy.” Donald Trump Jr. “There is no story without struggle. And the bigger the struggle, the bigger the story.” Pastor Joel Osteen “A person on the verge of a huge break through…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommy. Daddy. Daddy. Mommy. Mommy. Daddy, and me.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Daddy pile!” (Malia says- “Daddy Pile” and then our kids and Malia all jump on top of me and hug me.) Malia May Johnson “Oh my God! MJ,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 40 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Sometimes the only thing you can do is just live and find out what is going to happen.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Without fear. Without worry. Without doubt. What would there be for us to overcome?” Jeff Dachis “Perceived crazy can be a powerful…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 39 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A lot of life is in the prep. Being ready when opportunities present themselves can and does make all the difference in the world.” Donald Trump Jr. “Trying to sell new age hippy pipedreams is a big waste of time. I am all for…
When did Chris (MJ#2) start standing in for MJ? Rafael Santos Fort Hood, TX Malia: I don’t know an exact starting date, but sometime during 2011 is when Chris started standing in for MJ on a limited basis. In 2012, Chris actually had to go on a cruise with MJ’s wife at the time (his practice wife), to the Bahamas…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When something good happens, you need to learn how to accept it and say yes. This is one of those moments. Pick up the phone, say yes, and congratulations in advance baby.” Malia May Johnson “One minute you are sleep walking through life, and…