My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning “I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce “Always be building your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It will suck, but you will make it through to the other side of this.” Chris Gardner “When you are angry, pray about it. When you are sad, pray about it. When you need guidance, pray about it. When you need someone to listen…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “She said yes. Kat told me she told you she was going to propose to me. We were both going to propose to each other. How our relationship is meant to be is that?” Brittany White “If we investigate you and find out you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mistakes are big portals for discovery.” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel “I will help you achieve the “3 V’s”, Vindication! Validation! Victory!” Gloria Allred “The future has great potential sure but appreciate every moment because you never know what will happen.” Malia May…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy poo poo stinky. I go in here.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I love you. You get me and I love you for it.” Malia May Johnson “Honesty and integrity are what I am known for by the people who know me best. My word…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is…