World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommy. Daddy. Daddy. Mommy. Mommy. Daddy, and me.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Daddy pile!” (Malia says- “Daddy Pile” and then our kids and Malia all jump on top of me and hug me.) Malia May Johnson “Oh my God! MJ,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 28 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Dat me Dadda. Me love Dadda.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s first born son) “Sometimes you have to think outside the current possible, when the current possible just isn’t working.” Tarica Patel Hubbard “When a situation is untenable, the only way to proceed,…
President and Vice President Elect Invite “MJ The Terrible” To Meet and Greet To Say Thank You Malia: Do you know what today is baby? MJ: My Grandmother’s birthday. Malia: Happy 91st Birthday Grandmother! I have a video call scheduled with your mom to sing Happy Birthday to Grandmother when she blows out her candles. Do you know what my…
Malia: I told you the you holding Cash and Liz pic would make Gotye not want to do it. MJ: I don’t ever want to use our kids as pawns. Malia: Baby! Me either! You were just being a good coparent, by sharing photos of you and your exwifes son’s brother and sister. MJ: Good point. Malia: Thank you for…
Malia: Hi Daddy. It’s me Cash. I love you and I hope you are having fun with my big brother this weekend. MJ: I love you Malia. Thank you for being so flexible with things, and for being so sweet. Daddy loves you and thinks about you all the time Cash. I’ll see you on Monday big guy!