My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
Happy Birthday Michael David Johnson (Daddy)! From your loving and adoring children and wife, we would like to wish you the following birthday wishes: “I love you Daddy. Happy Birthday.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore.” Cash Michael Johnson “Hapda birt day Dadda.” Natalie Marie Johnson “Wuv you Dadda. Hap hap da day.” Michael…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
Malia: I have 6 things to tell you daddy. Ready? MJ: I don’t know. Am I? Malia: You are. MJ: Well, ok then. Let her rip tater chip. Malia: I’m going 1 at a time. 1. Kat said yes to Brittany. You get to give Brittany away! MJ: Back when Britt was my court appointed supervisor, I would have loved…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 49 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I think you light up my life and I quiet your mind. I like that about us.” Malia May Johnson “You can have it all, but you can’t have it all at once my man.” Kanye West “Boom! High five and a kiss. Do…
World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 41 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommy. Daddy. Daddy. Mommy. Mommy. Daddy, and me.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Daddy pile!” (Malia says- “Daddy Pile” and then our kids and Malia all jump on top of me and hug me.) Malia May Johnson “Oh my God! MJ,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 28 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Dat me Dadda. Me love Dadda.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s first born son) “Sometimes you have to think outside the current possible, when the current possible just isn’t working.” Tarica Patel Hubbard “When a situation is untenable, the only way to proceed,…