My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 91 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “In 2023, loyalty is rarer than flying unicorns.” Donald Trump…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 85 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Merry everything daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Way okay. Fun is fun.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, are Jesus and Santa friends?” Cash Michael Johnson “You don’t die. I really like that.” Malia May Johnson “Haters will try to find fault with you every day. And…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy watch. I’m gonna do an elbow drop off the top of the universe.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy why do they call butterflies, butterflies? Do they make butter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Praise instead of complaining.” Joel Osteen “Worst will come to worse. When it…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love all the time Daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You’re the best, Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Do something. Do it! Baboochi!” Warren Partin “I didn’t lie. I deferred the truth until later.” Lakshmi Devi “It’s amazing how fast your life can change.” Brittany White…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
Happy 32nd Birthday Malia May Johnson! 32 looks good on you! I was looking through all of our pictures over the years, and I found the picture that is attached to this post. At the Dr. Pepper Factory in Waco, Texas, the day we took that picture, was the first time we talked about having a baby. You said, and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.”…
Malia: Baby! MJ: I’m here. What’s up? Malia: I’m going through withdraw MJ: Pregnancy withdraw? As in, not being pregnant and missing it withdraw? Malia: That to MJ: What’s the first thing if there is a “That to”? Malia: The thing makes me pregnant. MJ: Sex? Malia: Yes! MJ: Well I know the fix for that withdraw! Malia: You have…