My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 179 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, if don’t play with me, I am going to hug you forever until you do.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “When is the president lady coming to our house to play again? I want to show her how good my elbow drop is now.” Cash…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 174 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t get kisses and hugs before bed? Are you mad at me Daddy?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Is that the president I elbow dropped? Is she going to come play again? My elbow drops are wayyyy better now. Tell her that. Okay Mommy?” Cash…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 165 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da (Burp).” Christopher Alexander Johnson “Daddy, am I pensive(expensive) like mommy? Did you know 20 times 20 is 400?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Are we there yet?” (Said 50 times or more on our road trip) The Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 154 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s all about the journey.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “2024 is lining up to be a wild one, but when is life ever predictable, simple and easy? I say make 2024 the year of more.” Pier Berlusconi “Don’t be afraid of deeper darker brutal…
Malia: Guess what Cash and Liz said when their teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living? MJ: What did they say? Malia: Cash said- “My daddy works for the government. My mommy takes care of me and my brothers and sisters.” Malia: Liz said- “My daddy is a hero who keeps us safe from bad guys…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love Grandma and Grandpa and Mommy and Daddy and my brothers and my sisters and Santa Claus and more people I can’t remember. Amen.” Cash Michael Johnson “Maybe Daddy will tell us the exciting conclusion of “Noah’s Ark Under Siege: A Baby Avengers…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 136 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy come in here. I’m going to throw a temper tantrum.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “What’s fart knocker Daddy?” Cash Michael Johnson “I want my Daddy this time.” Natalie Marie Johnson “If I made you a billionaire, would you move to Italy?” Pier Berlusconi “I…
Malia: I love how when I walked in the room and you thought I looked at you weird while you had Cash over your shoulder in the ready to power slam position yesterday, you said- “This is not child abuse.” Then Cash said- “Watch daddy power slam me. Right now he’s not daddy. He is Andre The Giant.” Malia: I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 130 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Birthday not yet Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I think you should sell that company and play with us every day.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all…