My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you heard out of all that is intercourse?” Malia May Johnson “Can I have some cuddle hormone, also known as oxytocin?” Malia May Johnson “Outercourse is basically foreplay. I like it though. Let’s do it from time to time. K?” Malia May Johnson “I…
Michael David Johnson, You pissed me off earlier because even though I know you were just teasing, you made me feel like you didn’t think that I loved you enough, so I am love bombing the shit out of you! I love you! I respect you! I care about you! I support you! I am loyal to you! I am…
MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012? Malia: That you had a crush on me? MJ: Uh huh Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay? MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about. Malia: Talk…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
Malia: Hey handsome man. This is a sex check in. Are you going to sex me today? What time? MJ: Yes. I only have one thing left on my schedule, and then I am enroute to you. Malia: What’s the one thing on your calendar blocking us from having sex right now? MJ: A have a brief video conference call…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey handsome.” Malia May Johnson “You are so cute Michael David Johnson! What is your new favorite sexual position?” Malia May Johnson “I would like you to internalize me.” Malia May Johnson “All 3 times today? #swalloween” Malia May Johnson “You aroused my sexual desires…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you have time later to cuddle naked your wife would really like that.” Malia May Johnson “I want to bring your hottest fantasies to life.” Malia May Johnson “Yes, it is enjoy the wagon I’m draggin Wednesday. That’s for you.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I miss your hugs. Specifically my vagina hugging your penis.” Malia May Johnson “I just want to be loved and made love to by you for the rest of my life.” Malia May Johnson “Sex is like money, only to much of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.” Malia May Johnson “Make one comment about…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 50 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I will put my tongue to work on it.” Malia May Johnson “Uh huh. I know. I got you.” Malia May Johnson “You can quickie me if you need to unload stress.” Malia May Johnson “Please be gentle with me today. Make love please.” Malia…