Malia: Remember when you said you were going to fuck me to death? MJ: Yup. Malia: It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder. MJ: Booty slaughter Malia: Sexual death assault MJ: A 69 187 Malia: Dickular Homicide MJ: I would…
MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front? Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front? MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight? Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s? MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with. Malia:…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Penis reveal party for you only in 5 or now minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I would never want to knock you down. I just want to knock you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…
Malia: Baby I am so forgetful. I forgot how babies are made. Do you remember? MJ: Oh no! I do remember. Malia: How are babies made? MJ: Telling you is not as much fun. I would rather show you. Malia: Yes! I would love that! I am feeling very forgetful today. You may have to show me twice. MJ: Making…