A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs.
This is MJ’s remake of the lyrics of country singer George Strait’s song “Adalida”.
Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen lyrics, by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia May Johnson, pretty little South African queen
Sexy as hell, the belle of Bethesda
You’re every young man’s dream
Malia May Johnson, when you get mad, you’re Maliacane
To put my dick inside you, I’d swim across the lake
Oh no, here you coming down the hall
With your boobs and butt swinging
You got me a thinkin
I need to be between your thighs
Oh my, you have the most beautiful brown eyes
Smiling and a winking
I hope what you’re thinkin
Is you wanna have sex with me
Malia May Johnson, pretty little South African queen
Sexy as hell, the belle of Bethesda
You’re every young man’s dream
Malia May Johnson, when you get mad, you’re Maliacane
Just to bang your Cheetos smellin vagina, I’d swim across a lake
Oh no, don’t put on clothes
Hottest chick I know
I know you can tell it
You makin me so horny from my head down to my toes
The Texas version of the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-texas-version-of-the-song-baby-its-cold-outside/
