Malia: Baby, I’m answering anything goes with Malia q&a questions. They wanted me to ask you if Remote Neural Monitoring is real, and if you know anything about it.
MJ: I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.
Malia: That’s a yes and a yes. I’ve learned your secret cyber spy speak baby.
MJ: I love you.
Malia: I would not be surprised if this technology existed, would you?
MJ: I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.
Malia: Baby, I would like to have some kind of answer. Can you give me of your patented sounds smart, but you really don’t say anything at all answers about Remote Neural Monitoring technology?
MJ: I love you, but I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.
Malia: I found this on Google- Remote Neural Monitoring is a form of functional neuroimaging, claimed to have been developed by the National Security Agency (NSA), that is capable of extracting EEG data from the human brain at a distance with no contacts or electrodes required. It is further claimed that the NSA has the capability to decode this data to extract subvocalizations, visual and auditory data. In effect it allows access to a person’s thoughts without their knowledge or permission. It has been alleged that various organizations have been using Remote Neural Monitoring on US and other citizens for surveillance and harassment purposes.
MJ: Sounds interesting.
Malia: It sounds creepy! Only you would say “Sounds interesting.” To everyone else, it sounds like Big Brother/1984 George Orwell.
MJ: I love you.
Malia: I love you too. I don’t know what all you work on, but I do think you work on stuff like this. Do you work on stuff like this?
MJ: I can’t talk about that, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.
Malia: Ask me if I want to have sex with you.
MJ: Do you want to have sex with me?
Malia: I can’t right now, and even if I could, I wouldn’t.
MJ: Ouch!
Malia: See! Now you know how it feels to get don’t ask, won’t tell statemented.
MJ: Do you still love me?
Malia: I don’t know. You tell since you can read my mind.
MJ: I can’t talk about Remote Neural Monitoring, and even if I could, I wouldn’t. That said, love is in your heart, not in your brain/mind, so I couldn’t tell you if you love me or not. I hope so though.
Malia: Did I just give you the idea to create a Remote Heart Monitoring machine, to find out if someone loves someone else?
MJ: Now that I could talk about, but you are the only person’s heart I want to monitor.
Malia: I’m going to give you a creepy awww on that one, but I know you have good intentions.
MJ: I do my love.
Malia: I am a hippy liberal girl. How did I end up with Big Brother The Terrible? Did you Jeti Mind Trick me into falling in love with you?
MJ: No I did not. We fell in love the old fashion way.
Malia: I know you to your core Michael David Johnson! I fell in love with you because you are one of the guys, and you have a kind, loving heart.
Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/distinguished-intelligence-cross-awarded-to-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-for-acts-of-extraordinary-heroism/
