Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh, we are going upstairs. We need to talk about my boner origin story.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Well look at you walking around all pretty and naked in the kitchen.” Michael “MJ The…
Malia: Doctor Frincke’s psych analysis of you is incredibly accurate. Do you agree? MJ: Yes. She is inside my head for sure. Malia: Now I know you are a sigma male. MJ: Is that a good thing? Malia: Yep. It is the rarest personality type on earth. Less than 1% of people are sigma males. MJ: Ok Malia: Everything makes…
Malia: I have 4 questions for you Mr. Johnson! MJ: Okay. Tee it high and let it fly. Malia: Question #1. If this Bigfoot Yeti monster attacked our family would you protect us….. Yeti Monster vs. “MJ The Terrible” Twitter X Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Yeti-Monster-vs-Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Twitter-X-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 MJ: He looks pretty angry. Run fast! Malia: What do you mean run fast?…
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“If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can’t hear them anymore.” Michele Ruiz “If you work on something a little bit every day, you end up with something that is massive.” Kenneth Goldsmith “Begin anywhere.” John Cage “You can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them.” Shonda…
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“I think goals should never be easy; they should force you to work, even if they are uncomfortable at the time.” Michael Phelps “Learning how to be still, to really be still and let life happen, that stillness becomes a radiance.” Morgan Freeman “I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the water to create…
“Don’t ever allow yourself to feel trapped by your choices. Take a look at yourself. You are a unique person created for a specific purpose. Your gifts matter. Your story matters. Your dreams matter. You matter.” Michael Oher “No one will hit you harder than life itself. It doesn’t matter how hard you hit back. It’s about how much you…
MJ: Why come 75 pounds of you is in your butt? Malia: 75 pounds might be just a little bit much don’t ya think? MJ: You must not be aware of the BBMI. Malia: What is the BBMI? MJ: BBMI is Big Butt Mass Index Malia: What does the Big Butt Mass Index calculate? MJ: It calculates if fat is…
Malia: Do you know what I am? MJ: An MK Ultra sex kitten Malia: Guess again MJ: A shapeshifting sex alien? Malia: Nope. Guess again. MJ: A fembot? Malia: Nope. Guess again. It has to do with love. MJ: A love machine? Malia: Oh my God baby! What can our love create? MJ: Family? Happiness? Malia: You are red hot…