My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 199 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you mad at me for bonking the boy in my class on the head? He deserved it. He was wrong first. I was wrong second. We both got in trouble. We said we were sorry, and we used our words to become friends.”…
Malia: You are not meeting my standards Michael David Johnson! MJ: …… Malia: I have a demand and you are going to meet my demand or else! MJ: Babe, you have been ride or die. I am only alive and made it out of the hospital because of you. Whatever you want, go buy it! I mean it! Malia: How…
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Malia: I know you can’t talk but I wanted you to know there was a fight at daycare. On the way to pick the kids up. MJ: Did Cash slug the bully kid? Malia: No. Liz got in a fight. MJ: Bull shit! She would never start a fight! Malia: She didn’t start it. Allegedly, “the bully kid” shoved Cash…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 198 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Calmness, stoicism, is power.” Elon Musk “Guns and technology are not the problem. The problem is how people choose to use the guns and technology.” Elon Musk .”For reference purposes, you are being the turd in the punch bowl.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch “If…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I think we should try to fuck a baby to life right now. What do you think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Sigma Females: The Most Amazing and Rare Type of Woman (I Love You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder.” Malia May Johnson “I’m an in heat, heat seeking baby making mode sex machine! Take advantage of this…
Malia: Baby, do you remember June 5th, 2019? MJ: Refresh my memory sweetheart. Malia: “Baby, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-i-want-you-to-go-out-there-and-hit-the-pace-car/ MJ: Definitely not one of my best days. Malia: I have had some Maliacane days. So, no worries. But…..I need to dunk on you in a loving way and I want…
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