This morning at 3:56 am cst, Masters of Money’s and “MJ The Terrible”s Facebook pages, crossed the 1,000,000 fans and followers mark!
What a great way to start the day! Now, you might be asking yourself…..”MJ The Terrible” starts his day at 4 am? Nope! I was up at 4 am because I got a wake up call from my Court Appointed Supervisor, the one and only Dubs, to review my son and I’s travel plans.
You see, my son CJ will be taking his first ever plane flight, and it’s with me, so according to Dubs- “Since this is CJ’s first ever flight, and there is a lot of focus on you right now, we have decided to help you fly safely today.”
MJ: What does that mean exactly? I am more than capable of traveling with my son, safely, and responsibly, just like any other parent.
Dubs: Don’t start this shit today.
MJ: Dubs, I want my son and I to be able to enjoy this! Please don’t ruin it!
Dubs: You are a good father. I will grant you that, but you are not a normal parent. You are “MJ The Terrible”. I’m sorry. We have to follow travel protocol. You, but especially your son’s safety, must be assured.
MJ: Off body(The security detail watches you, but they give you your space)?
Dubs: I will be watching you two like a hawk. The other three agents will be “off body” as you put it.
MJ: You are coming too?
Dubs: Malia and your Mom have you and CJ packed and ready to go. You will only be responsible for carry on items.
MJ: Please let us enjoy this as much as possible today.
Dubs: Do exactly what I say, when and how I say to do it, and we will let you two enjoy the moment.
MJ: Should we stand in line and go through TSA?
Dubs: You will follow Marcus in your fathers car, to your assigned parking spot. Marcus will drive you directly to your gate. You will patiently wait there until your flight. Chris (MJ2) and I will accompany you two to your connecting flight.
MJ: And then?
Dubs: Hold the line.
MJ: Ok.
Dubs: Chris and I will escort you directly from flight A to flight B, where we will board you and CJ first. We will be with the two of you throughout your vacation, and accompany you back to Austin.
MJ: Are you staying with (name omitted)?
Dubs: We are staying with the two of you at the (name omitted).
MJ: To spy on us?
Dubs: To protect you. You are to keep your phone with you at all times and powered on. Additionally, if CJ isn’t with you, your mother must be present with him at all times.
MJ: Ok. Dubs: We want you to have a good time. Please work with us and you will barely know we are there.
MJ: Ok.
Thank you Dubs, Chris, and everyone else who made my and I’s flight to visit family in Ohio possible.
