My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson
“I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum in me again to make sure. Yah? Yah!” Malia May Johnson
“As A.I. integrates into our society, the heights we will reach will be higher and the risks to society will be higher. If we manage it right, what we will accomplish will be unimaginable compared to what we can conceive today.” Elon Musk
“As a token of our appreciation, we want you to have a Tesla Cyber Truck on us. Come see Giga Texas and pick up your new ride when you feel good enough to travel.” Elon Musk
“Are you in or are you out? If you say yes, I know you are smart. If you say no, I know you hate money. That’s all.” Jeff Dachis
“I want to help men unlock their full potential. That is what my live events are about. Tony Robbins Texas style bro. I’m trying to do some good. I will do some good.” Matthew McConaughey
“There is only one Tony Robbins, but I will give you that one because what you are doing is likely to help people better their lives.” Tony Robbins
“We didn’t have car seats. We had a seatbelt and dad’s arm. We played with metal toys. We had to be tough playing with metal Tonka trucks. Crashing into each other hurt. We didn’t have Amber alerts. If you were dumb enough to get in Lester The Child Molesters van, you just disappeared, and that’s it. We Generation Xers had to be tough to make it into adulthood.” Chris Hubbard
“I got mad love for Trump. I hope he don’t get fucked in the end.” Kanye West (Ye)
“Neil Armstrong couldn’t even grasp the reality of how far we will go in the next 25 years. In the not too distant future, man will be living on the moon.” Elon Musk
“Those not in the know decry a conspiracy theory scenario. Those in the know, know that scenarios exist where what has to be done has to be done. The world as a whole is better off due to this tough decision.” Gene Rockefeller
“Don’t confuse. Disable and unable are different.” Brittany White
“What? It is not sexual harassment if you do it to yourself. Don’t be so fucking sensitive.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“When Masters of Money is worth a billion dollars, I want a bonus check for $10,000,000. Expect to write that check in 2025. That’s my goal.” Tarica Patel Hubbard
“As we all figured, she blamed Jermaine. Apparently, it is Jermaine’s fault. It’s always Jermaine’s fault.” Chris Hubbard
“Baby making sex brings an extra level of fun with it. When you bust, you both secretly cheer for the sperm to get up in there to those eggs.” Chris Hubbard
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