My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning
“I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce
“Always be building your body mind and spirit. Be your best you. It’s the best thing you can do.” Tony Robbins
“Fīat jūstitia ruat cælum is a Latin phrase. It means Let justice be done though the heavens may fall.” David Boies
“Life is a series of challenges to learn from and to be overcome, and if you can’t overcome a challenge, at least learn from it. Learning from a failure can help you to overcome it next time.” Tony Robbins
“Luck is something you make happen by doing the right things day in and day out.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“These are your new bond conditions. You have to stay in your closet for 23 hours and 54.78923 minutes a day. You can only stand on one leg. You have to wear a turquoise eye patch with a lavender band. You are only allowed to eat liquid beef jerky. You can only drink stale milk out of a dog bowl while yodeling. You are required to wear a tight pink t-shirt that says, “I Heart Gummy Bears”. You can only flush the toilet with your nose. You are required to wear a left foot tennis shoe on your right foot at all times, even in the shower. You have to wear a shock collar that says “Property of the State” on it around your neck. You will submit to random daily anal probes. You are only allowed to speak in Khoisan Click language. You are allowed to look out the window on the third Thursday of every month from 9:00 am to 9:01 am, if it is not raining and the temperature is exactly 87.4 degrees. Your favorite color is now bright pink. You are not allowed to fart. You are only allowed to pee at a 90 degree angle. You are not allowed to look left. If you leave your home for any reason, you will be shot on site. You are banned from saying or clicking or writing, or feeling, or thinking the words “Not Guilty”. We have determined these bond conditions to be fair based on the new, “No Evidence Required Because We Make The Rules Fuck The Laws and The Constitution We Just Made Up Because We Can Rules”. If you disagree with these conditions you are entitled to have a trial. The trial will be held January 1st, 2035, at 8:00 am. I’m just fuckin with ya. There is so much shit always goin on in your life. You are easy to fuck with bro. It’s all outta love though.” Marcus Jennings
“I need some lovin keyboard cowboy.” Malia May Johnson
“Maybe they are planning to treat the evidence like the classified JFK assassination docs, and never release it. It wouldn’t surprise me since they are allergic to truth and couldn’t care less about justice.” Marcus Jennings
“People can be their best selves, but they need someone to believe in them first.” Jenna Moyetti
“I am always ready except when I’m not.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I decided to quit quitting and start starting.” Chris Gardner
“Nothing is set in stone. Anything can happen.” Kim Griffin
“They will never be interested in justice. They are only interested in “just us”.” Marcus Jennings
“Holy fuck shit did she walk into that well worded email go fuck yourself.” Lakshmi Devi
“I am not going to be the best of the best at being the worst of the worst.” Lakshmi Devi
“Big black cock down man. Kristi wants another baby, and she is humping the shit out of me. Women when they want a baby turn into sexual monsters.” Marcus Jennings
“If the choice is let the machine crush me or do something about, I’m gonna do something about it.” Chris Hubbard
“Our heavenly father has enough love for all of us.” Dallas Billington
“Some girls are trisexuals. Yeah, it’s a thing. They are into guys, girls, and like a 3rd thing to. I never no tri though. Only bi. That’s it.” Kevin M.
“I don’t mind being disliked, but the fuckers that don’t like me respect me. I know that.” Kanye West
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