My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“My daddy is my piwwow (pillow).” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“You can’t unsee 90 year old lady ass.” Chris Hubbard
“I miss you. I need some vitamin U as soon as possible.” Malia May Johnson
“I need something to wake me up. Can you put some extra shots of expresso in there? Maybe a shot of Gary Busey to please.” Matthew McConaughey
“The past is the past, and the past only has what meaning you give to it.” Tiki Barber
“I will come inside for a free cup of coffee, but only if you agree to vote for me if I run for Governor.” Matthew McConaughey
“Don’t pre-criticize me before you know if I am going to do it right or screw it up. Now when I do it right you are going to owe me an apology and an at a girl.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“My goal in life when I was going through puberty was to own the fastest street legal production car ever. Fast forward to modern day, and I own it! I don’t know how to pronounce the name of it correctly, but here is how you spell it “Tuatara”. It goes zero to fast as an airplane in seconds.” Jeff Dachis
“We can, but you run the risk of not getting some right now. I am a sure thing if you can hold your tongue until after. Use your tongue on my naked body instead. K?” Malia May Johnson
“There comes a time in life when you have to stop blaming other people for how you feel and for misfortunes in your life. You can’t go through life obsessing about what might have been.” Dean Cain
“He kept pushing me. I had to warn him. I told him he doesn’t want to make me angry enough to focus on his ass. I make cancer look like a cake walk. He knew it. He stopped.” Gary McKinnon
“I like calling you for advice about this. You will be honest wit me. I know White Mike Johnson will tell me it’s okay to me and let my inner Akron out on a deserving hater when a hater they to f my ish up for no damn reason. Takin the high road is my mo until they cross that line, but when they cross that line, they damn sure gettin pushed back across that line.” Lebron James
“If we were alive in biblical times, we would have one name and then it would be of and then city, or of and then son of whatever profession our father worked in. I would have been Joel of Houston or Joel Son of A Preacher.” Joel Osteen
“That guy puts the letter “T” in everything he says. How does he not realize that? “Dinnert is ready.” Signedt, sealt, delivert.” “That is the best grillt burgert if I do say so myself.” He probably does realize it, but he doesn’t caret.” Jared Wilson (or as he would pronounce it “Jaret Wilsont”)
“Grow something new instead of taking from others. Don’t take and never give. You are better than that.” Sergio Donatelli
“Relationships can be built on sex alone for a long time. If you can’t have a relationship built on more than sex, but you want to, you keep having a sex relationship until more grows from it. It worked for us.” Eve Cooper (“Eve”)
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