My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 48 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“To deal with your future, sometimes you have to deal with your past.” Gene Rockefeller
“Living forever isn’t for me. Even if I could, I wouldn’t. I want to do it right the first time and then go on to the great beyond if it’s out there.” Axl Rose
“Yeah, the fake text messages thing from an ex can really clip your nuts until you can get your bearings. It’s why they do it ya know. Breakups cause hurt feelings. Hurt feelings fuel that revenge fire like nothing else.” Johnny Depp
“In my case, revenge was a dish best served electronically. It takes somebody 2 minutes to fake text fuck you, but it takes 2 years to prove the shit is fake. Go figure.” Johnny Depp
“Sometimes we all need something. That something can change, but sometimes we all need whatever that something is. If you are missing that something in your life, find out, reach out, and search out, whatever it is that you need. Answers are out there, but they may not be right in front of you. You may have to look for them.” Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“MJ, my dad disowned me when I told him I was gay, and I want to marry Jordan. I know you are not gay. I know you are a traditional relationship kind of guy. All that said, I know you are the most loyal mofo ever. Will you be there for me? Will you be my best man and stand by my side?” Dave Kennedy
“It will be what it is going to be. That’s all it can be.” Jeanne Johnson
“I forgive you for your wife 1 decision because your wife 2 decision was stellar.” Patty Orr
“Difficult to easy is how processes in life work. If you can make it past the hardest part, you can figure things out from there.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Simply put, they are penis prosecutors. If you have a penis, you are guilty as far as they are concerned.” Gloria Allred
“I know what boys want. I know what guys like. Guys like pussy.” Malia May Johnson
“I love you so much. Sometimes how much you love me overwhelms me. I didn’t think marriage was going to be this good. I thought it would be good, but you are so loving Michael David Johnson. I’m going to pack while I float around our bedroom on cloud 9 happy crying.” Malia May Johnson
“MJ, Marcus, just remember, the government is paying A I. System to create A.I. drones, not fem bots to replace us. Don’t build robots to replace us like self-checkout is replacing cashiers, because we are your wives, and we love you.” Malia May Johnson and Kristi Jennings
“Nothing is more powerful than love for your family.” Jenna Moyetti
“To whom much has been unfairly punished, much is fairly owed.” David Boies
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