My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Never hope for it more than you are willing to work for it.” General Stanley McChrystal
“Being a professional means being able to work with people you don’t like. Being the best means you don’t have to work with people you don’t like.” Jeff Dachis
“100% fairness, 100% equality, 100% freedom. 100% is rarely if ever achievable. What is achievable is to jolt people into consciousness about the problems in this world. It can do a lot of good.” Joel Osteen
“I lived the way of the world for decades. I wasn’t happy. I live the way of the Lord. I am happier than I have ever been.” Ted DiBiase
“I wanted to let you know I think your mom puts cocaine in her chocolate chip cookies. That or 5 pounds of sugar. I just thought you should know that at 2:44 am in the morning while I am drunk. I know you’re up because you have babies. Call me!” Matthew McConaughey
“We have weaponized patriotism, created alternate realities, manipulated the media, created fake enemies, demonized statues to get them torn down to free up real estate, and done all kinds of black flag opps. Those ideas didn’t seem crazy to you at all. You called this operation crazy, so I came over right away. I wanted to hear what a crazy operation sounds like.” Gary McKinnon
“MJ, life is a journey. Count your blessings. You are blessed. You have a wife and family that love you. Down days should be the days we appreciate what we have the most. Snap out of it man. Come on.” Dallas Billington
“I told my boyfriend I love him more than my dog. I thought, if he is offended by that, he doesn’t get me. If he isn’t offended, I know he gets me. He wasn’t offended. He’s officially a keeper.” Zhang Ying
“A woman who gives you all of her heart is a rare and special thing.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“I hope the great jury in the sky doesn’t convict me, and they let my black ass in when my ticket gets punched.” Marcus Jennings
“When you are black and on the internet, you have to make sure the cyber cops aren’t throwing digital crack rock by the bench. LOL, but not really because that shit’s serious.” Marcus Jennings
“I am already not doing anything. I literally can’t do less than I am already not doing. There isn’t anything less a person can do. I’m doing the maximum amount of nothing.” Chris Hubbard
“I am too pregnant and fat and hormonal and horny to think. Come over to this house, bend me over something, and bang me out of my misery.” Malia May Johnson
“Welcome to the pandemic jungle. It gets worse here every day. Learn to wear a mask outside in the jungle where we play man.” Axl Rose
“Stories from the road are what rock star fantasies are all about. Yeah, sex and drugs are like a measure of how big of a rock star you are. The more sex and drugs, the bigger the rock star you are. They should make an index out of it like they do with stocks. That mother fucker right there is having tons of sex and snorting mountains of blow. He must be a rock and roll superstar.” Axl Rose
“Fuck it. I’ll sing it for you. Knock knock knocking on heaven’s door. Her breathing machine’s not working anymore. MJ’s poor old grandmother is knocking on heaven’s door. I hope she makes it to 100 or more. MJ’s grandmother is knock knock knocking on heaven’s door. MJ, you are one creative demented mother fucker. I’m glad we’re friends.” Axl Rose
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