My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Anybody who stands up for what they believe in, people are going to call crazy. It’s sad, but it is the price for standing up for whatever it is they are standing up for.” Vice President Kamala Harris
“Face it, own it, flip it.” Donald Trump Jr.
“Live your life separated from the approval of others. You will live a life a less stress and more freedom.” Matthew McConaughey
“Every single cuss word known to man; I wish them all at you right now!” Brittany White
“My water didn’t break but I had an orgasm. All things being equal, I had an orgasm.” Malia May Johnson
“What is the worst form of corruption that exists? Is there a worst form? Corruption is already bad by itself. I’m going with maximum corruption.” Meredith Brooks
“Remember when I said “Fuck your guts” to the snake that attacked me after your bodyguard shot it? Well now I want to use my saying in a sexy way. MJ…..Fuck my guts, you know, with love!” Malia May Johnson
“My plan to become successful was simple. Start from nothing and stop for nothing until I achieved the level of success I wanted to reach.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“Women are amazing creatures. They can bring you to your knees, make you want to get down on one knee, grow human life inside their bodies. I’m happy to be a man because I think our lives are easier, but I respect the power and abilities women have.” Chris Hubbard
“MJ, thank you for letting an old man stay on for probably longer than he should. The rumors about you are enough to scare anyone. The truth about you is enough to make any wanna like you.” Peter Gil
“Live like you are a closed fist and punch through it.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Let Tarica do her job. I had to say that in third person so that it would sink in. Have I ever let you down? No, I have not. Until I do, which isn’t going to happen, go do “MJ The Terrible” stuff.” Tarica Patel Hubbard
“I have loved the Cleveland Indians since before I can remember. Now they are the Cleveland Guardians. I’m not racist because I liked them when they were the Indians, and I’m not racist because I will still be wearing my Indians gear. Is there a race priest or something who can bless me as non-racist for wearing my Indians gear? Am I thinking about this too much? Your look tells me I am. Enough said.” Saggie Maggie
“Every property on the market is selling for over list price. I have never seen anything like this. I love this business! I hope the day comes when I can sell a single wide trailer in the ghetto for a half a mill.” Gene Rockefeller
“Don’t fuck with me. I’m a bitch with a high purse net worth and I enjoy crushing my enemies.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“All I know is when I hear you say “suplex”, you are about to do some sort of nookie move on me.” Malia May Johnson
“If you’re down just remember everybody loves a good comeback.” Tony Robbins
“Lovin the futuristic history bedtime stories. I didn’t know Harriet Tubman was the Anti-Slavery Power Ranger. Go go Anti-Slavery Ranger, you Mighty Morphin Freedom Ranger!” Malia May Johnson
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