My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 221 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“We’ll be back. Love you! Hasta la pasta daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson
“Criticizing my Butler stage leap as weak isn’t fair. If you consider the fact that I was wearing cowboy boots at the time, it was actually pretty impressive. Anyway.” Elon Musk
“I like to be different. I’m Dark MAGA. It’s elite MAGA. If you know, you know.” Elon Musk
“Free speech and X are special. Free speech and X, today, tomorrow, and always.” Linda Yaccarino
“X marks the spot…..for free speech!” Linda Yaccarino
“You’re never too old to innovate.” Sir Richard Branson
“If you play a game without knowing the rules, you are bound to lose.” Jenna Lombardi
“Akronites unite! I can’t wait to relive our younger glory days and talk shit about how weak and gay, not sexuality gay, shitty gay, gen z is and catch up on all that needs to be caught up on.” Jenna Lombardi
“If it starts out as to good to be true, it is probably going to end badly. Only if you can accept this fact should you roll the dice.” Steve Stevens
“There is no close number two. “MJ The Terrible” is the standalone GOAT of cyberwarfare.” Gary McKinnon
“Fathers, stay in your daughters’ lives. The problems girls with daddy issues have can cause your little girls a lifetime of pain and suffering.” Chris Gardner
“The best advice I could give a defendant is shut the hell up. Assuming the prosecution does not have any damning evidence against you, keeping your mouth shut can save your ass more than you know.” David Boies
“In America I thought we left no man behind? We are leaving millions of men and women and children and pets behind. It doesn’t feel right. Something has to be done.” Chris Hubbard
“Did you see Garth Brooks got hit with a me-too case? They said he had friends with benefits in low places.” Chris Hubbard
“I don’t care how “Drizzle Drizzle” high you could ever have any standards, because I will blow them away. I am a multitasking husband pleasing alien woman! Just kidding about the alien part. The rest of it is true. I fucking love you forever and ever Michael David Johnson! Aren’t you glad you married me?” Malia May Johnson
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