My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 117 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Savanna told me she couldn’t find the card for a get-well gift Bronny got. I looked at it to see if I could guess who might have sent it. I knew it was you from the jump. Only you would send that. Savanna was pissed at first man until she saw how it made Bronny laugh. Cedars Sinai hospital still pissed though. What a mess! Thanks bro. You my boy for life White Mike Johnson.” Lebron James
“I’m sure they want that, but sidestepping due process could cost them the end result that they want, and they definitely don’t want that.” Brian Heberlig
“I will not be giving up today. I am going to keep right on powering through until I get it done.” Tarica Hubbard
“Yeah, I’m pissed off about it. If that is how they are going to treat me, it is time for me to channel my inner Gordon Gekko and add billions more on top of what I lost by being soft.” Carl Icahn
“If you want to get something done, send a sigma male to do it.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Women are a double-edged sword. On one side of the sword, women are more malleable than men. On the other side of the sword, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Bro, that is how it is and you can ask is.” Chris Hubbard
“I can admit that I probably would have been a bitch to you no matter what when I was your CAS (Court Appointed Supervisor). I wanted to be an agent, but they forced me to babysit you instead. I was salty about it. In retrospect, you only partially deserved it. So, I partially apologize for how I treated you.” Brittany White
“I am in the best shape of my life. If I was in this good of shape back when we fought in the Walmart parking lot, I would have killed you. Timing is everything. Now we are friends and I protect your family.” Brittany White
“Making excuses will keep you on the losing side of the equation. Fighting fire with fire, using your enemies’ own tactics against them, can put you on the winning side of the equation.” Lloyd J. Austin III
“You want to have sex with Malia in a SCIF (pronounced skiff)? There is no such thing as top-secret sex. Do you just want to do it to say that you did it or what?” Lloyd J. Austin III
“I have tried to quit so many damn times. This time I am fully committed, and I will quit. I have already done more to quit than all previous times put together. I want a healthy and active life, and I will have a healthy and active life.” Miguel Vasquez
“Everybody knows why Adam ate the apple. What got him is the same thing that gets us all, the puss puss.” Matthew McConaughey
“I have decided now coming is the time. I have decided to come out. I am an asshole. You guys probably already knew, but in case you didn’t, now you do.” Big J. Kosta
“Team Digital Death is killin it. We on the map MJ! Let’s bring on enough new top talent and go take over Europe.” Marcus Jennings
“I am not a minivan kind of mom. I am Lamborghini Urus kind of mom. My Urus has it all. Safety, security, extra room, and 600 fucking horsepower in case momma needs to put the hammer down.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Urus in English means boss bitch mom. It does to me anyway.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“If the internet had never existed, Kristi would be driving a used Hyundai. But it does exist, so I bought her Lambo Urus.” Marcus Jennings
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