My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Matthew McConaughey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“The first impression is important, but last impressions are lasting impressions.” Matthew McConaughey
“I am a Longhorns fan through and through. If I get arthritis and can’t do the Longhorns symbol with my hands, I am going to tell the doctor to set my hands in the permanent Longhorns symbol position my Yankee friend.” Matthew McConaughey
“Men lie. Women lie. Facts don’t lie.” Matthew McConaughey
“If they don’t add up, subtract them from your life.” Matthew McConaughey
“Legends never die. Sometimes they just aren’t with us anymore.” Matthew McConaughey
“Let your success be what puts haters in a losing position.” Matthew McConaughey
“Having an amazing woman by your side really makes you appreciate what good, a good woman can bring to your life.” Matthew McConaughey
“3 things. #1. Don’t let your y’all get busted. #2. Hook’em Horns! #3. Repeat #1 and #2.” Matthew McConaughey
“Mrs. J is my favorite mom besides my mom. Her chocolate chip cookie recipe needs to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Happy 70th birthday! Lots of love Mrs. J!” Matthew McConaughey
“I popped over to see my boy on lockdown today, Mr Bigtime Chris Hubbard. Momma Johnson makes the rowdiest chocolate chip cookies! I ate about 4, 5, or 15 of them while I was there. After I left, I came back around the corner to get a doggie bag to take home with me. Your 92 year old Grandmother thought I was Burt Reynolds, but I ain’t mad at cha Grandmother The Terrible. Keep on ventilating along with your bad self. I miss ya MJ. Thanks for letting us stay at your condo in dt ATX. The view is amazing at sunset and sunrise. Give me a shout. Let’s try to hang out soon.” Matthew McConaughey
“Everybody knows why Adam ate the apple. What got him is the same thing that gets us all, the puss puss.” Matthew McConaughey
“Don’t live in fear. Go live your life.” Matthew McConaughey
“Be all that is good and right with the world. You never know who is watching you and might be positively influenced by you being your best self.” Matthew McConaughey
“I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey
“I wanted to let you know I think your mom puts cocaine in her chocolate chip cookies. That or 5 pounds of sugar. I just thought you should know that at 2:44 am in the morning while I am drunk. I know you’re up because you have babies. Call me!” Matthew McConaughey
“You know how you remove doubt? You remove doubt by making progress.” Matthew McConaughey
“Passion for life. Passion for your career. Passion for your life. Passion is what can take ordinary and make it extraordinary.” Matthew McConaughey
“Don’t put too much thought into it. Eccentric people are weird like that.” Matthew McConaughey
“The turbulence was shaking the plane so hard that now I know what popcorn feels like.” Matthew McConaughey
“I gotta skedaddle MJ. Camila is giving me the high sign that she needs some me on her satisfaction action.” Matthew McConaughey
“MJ The Virginiable. If you don’t know who this is, you are not cool enough to call me back. Holla back at me when you can my man.” Matthew McConaughey
“MJ The Terrible! This is Mack Daddy McConaughey. You are missed. You are brother loved. Hook’em Pantalones Tequila, and happy early 4th broski!” Matthew McConaughey
“Don’t judge me period, but if you are going to judge me, don’t do it based on only one chapter of my book.” Matthew McConaughey
“We both have been surrounded by strong and capable women our entire lives. We are lucky some bitches.” Matthew McConaughey
“Things can be difficult. Things can be complicated. But things are only as complicated as you make them. The Marines say Semper Fi. Matthew McConaughey says Simplify.” Matthew McConaughey
“I need something to wake me up. Can you put some extra shots of expresso in there? Maybe a shot of Gary Busey to please.” Matthew McConaughey
“Live your life separated from the approval of others. You will live a life a less stress and more freedom.” Matthew McConaughey
“Tell MJ it’s Texas callin. He’ll know it’s me.” Matthew McConaughey
MJ Drunk Texting Malia While Packing Up His Items At His Old House – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mj-drunk-texting-malia-while-packing-up-his-items-at-his-old-house/
